Ok – so i admit it – common sense departs through the window when you go on holiday. As a result of which I bought t-shirt featuring my name in hieroglyphics. Here it is. I shall henceforth be know as squiggle-double backslash-axe head-feather of truth-lion, which is clearly much simpler than Nigel.
And that’s it – I promise no more pictures of Egyptian souvenirs.